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Hi it's me Michaelfassyfastbender

Hi Michaelfassyfastbender
I’m unofficially-official-officially
I think. I dunno I always get it mixed up


When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

In any particular order … or heck, live a little … do all three at once

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)